"I grew the tomatoes, green peppers and corn that was in it..."

Oh dear God - you put bell peppers in your chili??

Now Bobert y'know I love your hillbilly ass but someone needs to teach you what goes in - and more importantly - what to leave out of - a good bowl of chili. Next you'll be telling me that you put in mushrooms too.

Have we ever had a Mudcat chili cook-off? Because someone needs some schoolin'.