The REAL riot around here is Songwronger.

Like the Right Reverend Pastor Snort predicting that Armageddon will come on Nov. 1 and the world will end in weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth, followed by a huge, planet-destroying explosion.

Then, when Nov. 2 dawns crisp and clear, the unflappable pastor just shrugs his shoulders, picks another date, and starts his wild ranting and raving all over again.

Ho bloody hum. . . .

Don Firth