On the subject of portcullises, drawbridges and moats, what state are yours usually in? Portcullis down or up? Drawbridge raised or lowered? Moat staffed with elves or dragons? What other devices do you keep in place around the Ramparts of Being? High-speed Rationalizers? Balanced Justification Generators? Category Analyzers? Wrongness Deflection Screens? Triple-gauge Denial-flingers? What?


And perhaps even more important, why?