The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3571408
Posted By: Rapparee
30-Oct-13 - 10:29 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Amos, Amos, Amos. I do wish that you would "get with it." NOBODY depends on those old-fashioned things anymore.
I have a simple minefield, nothing fancy, just AP mines that will only blow your leg off up to the knee. This is backed with several rows of 175mm howitzer shells rigged to blow up vehicles, and this is backed by interlocked fire zones of various weapons up to and including Mark VII disintegrators. Of course, there is a force field of spherical shape completely surrounding the property so you can't even tunnel under. Should you actually make it into the house, DNA analyzers determine if you actually should be allowed there and if not you will disappear down my shredder/oubliette.
Why, you ask? Because I can.