...catching a ride on train in a tunnel under the border, crouching hidden under a load of manure, shuffling along like a paisano, hidden the wheel wells of an 18-wheeler truck or inside the door moldings of an SUV filled with drugs....

No, my money stays in the good ol' US of A and provides jobs for Real Americans like those who live in Real American states like Idaho. None of that border slinking for US!

By the way, if you ever drop around you can have a drop of the rum I brought back last time I was in Canada....