The reason I have not been ever asked to run for public office is that I'd probably have gathered up Sawzaw, Songwronger, and all their fellow travellers, put them in a nice, comfortable accommodation, on the lines of "Extended Stay America", and given their families a monthly benefit check, housing assistance, and a great health care package. A win-win. Share the wealth, as I always say. But some people raise such a fuss when you try to be generous.