You realise of course, my dear associated gnome, that in the eyes of some here, everything I say is bollocks. Even the serious bits, which to be fair are brushing pete aside or shouting at pond scum. Nice that pete doesn't have time for pond scum, because I don't have time for Akenhateon either.

The emphasis on bollocks has been missing ever since The Rev. Spooner called out to Betty Swollox and she took umbrage. Took Co Messiah S's bingo takings too to what we can ascertain, although a music shop in Camelford has recently managed to sell that chromatic harmonica they couldn't shift.

Just saying like......