We'd spoil your fun if it was "boiled down" - you need to experience all of this as it flows from our fingertips to your viscera. It has been done before - just ask Eiseley. She read as a form of therapy, and I'm sure by the time she finished she'd cleaned off her monitor many times. It's hard not to spit your coffee on the screen when you're laughing at some of the antics contained in these posts.