We can't even be "certain" that when we press keys characters appear on the screen if Keith wants to be that pedantic. Fuzzy logic is built into just about every piece of kit that can get on the internet, and that cannot be described to the nth degree, nor predicted beyond probability boundaries. You can't use the word inexplicable and assume it to remain carved in stone. Some clever people out there chasing Nobels.

In fact, this iPad is not capable of putting what I type, only what frigging Apple reckon I want to type. It isn't even bloody Freudian!

Grishka used my name in vain just back there. Can someone explain whether I was being loved or laughed at ? Buggered if I know.



Oh conc, conc! Wherefore art thou conc?   Here, co messiah and associated gnome! Have you been scaring her off for my own good?