They can make cheese to beat the bland.

Krakow! Krakow! Two more bandits fall to the blazing six-guns of The Pocatello Kid, Scourge of Evildoers Everywhere and Champion of All That Is Good, Upholder of Truth, Justice and the American Way, who, on his magnificent stallion Portneuf, rides the mountains and plains with his faithful Indian companion Patel, righting wrongs and scourging evil-doers.