I do sincerely hope there wasn't a missing "I" in that first sentence. I try not to do anything that makes my eyes water.

If the flame still burns it would be because a certain someone put all my academic certificates on the fire. And some shares certificates. And before a certain mudcat.org member reminds us, I'll get it in first. . And cut up my clothes with bacon scissors and dumped the rags on the ex Mrs Musket's lawn.....

This co Messiah really knows persecution. No wonder I got the job.

Hopefully you would understand me better my sweetikins xxxx