"New Game"

There was this Chinese businessman visiting
a newly acquired business in the United States.
As a gesture of good will, the executives of his
newly acquired business took him to a golf
course for a round of golf. He had never played
the game before.

Upon his return to China, his family asked what
he had done in the United States. He replied,
"Played most interesting game. Hit little white
ball with long stick in large cow pasture. Name
of game is "Oh crap!"