Co Messiah and associated gnome. Are you SURE you don't wish to try and recruit Keith?

Look at him. He's very good. All his views are factual and everybody else's are made up. Surely ideal fodder for furthering the bollocks religions need to carry out to survive?

By the way, if we do recruit him, don't let him go onto historynet.com or similar websites, he may see things that would fundamentally disturb his assured cocky posing. In fact, just set him up with a PC that can only access The Daily M*il and Her Majesty's Daily Telegraph. Otherwise, he might lose some of arrogance he is portraying, and then he'd be bloody useless to us as well as society in general.

We could use him to persecute a few Christians. He's good at that. Or at least he should be, he never stops rattling on about the subject..