Well make sure he doesn't spend too much time in the pub with the locals, it may be infectious.

Hang on... my youngest lectures at Liverpool University. .... mind you, there aren't too many amateur scientists in the pubs down Toxteth. As my lad is doing a PhD research into microprocessor problems with quantum tunnelling, the only chips they understand come with fish. Only instead of asking if you want mushy peas they ask if you would like a semi rolex. .....



Noel Coward? Easy.   Turned the thread into scouse baiting now.