Hang on, just get Keith out of the way first..

Because you aren't interested in those who give the Palestinian view, you call them liars because they disagree with your warped dangerous view. If Israel has a point, and it certainly has the right to exist, the cause is drowned in your withering diatribe over other communities that have a right to exist. Perhaps persecution is the wrong word because neither side have let your Jesus in their lives.

Right, back now.

Hi delicious drawers! XxxxxX.

As you can see, I've brought another friend, Keith, along to play. You might be right about the teacher bit. I used to know a few just like him. Torygraph? Yes, he does quote from there from time to time. And The Daily M*il. Real teachers, you know, the good ones, tend to quote from The Guardian though.

In any event, he gives good entertainment value and is almost as far up his own arse as I am. Worryingly, he may be further.....

I see you and the associated gnome are still wary of each other. I do hope for the benefit of all the crèche that you learn to play together. Keith has told me of a good playground game he used to play, called British Bulldogs. I can't wait for us to try it out. You and I might get to wear nazi uniforms and whips, just like that nice Mr Mosely from the racing world.