Yeah.

I'm a dozy twat by Keith A of Hertford.

Military revisionism by Max Hastings

What's my reward? By Sir Max Hastings

This seems a decent gravy train by That Sheffield Bloke

The Butcher of The Somme by hundreds and thousands of distraught mothers and widows.

Bingo based religion, you know it makes sense by The co Messiahs and Associated Gnome.

I can spot talent when I see it xxx by conc.

Love you too cuddlybuns xxx by Musket

You're all speaking in memes by a Jerk the Sea Cadet.

Fuck me, where did that dinosaur come from? By Starry pete.




You may wish to visit WH Smiths and buy some of them. I hear your library was broken into and both your books were stolen.

Which is a shame.

Cos one of them wasn't even coloured in yet.