I'm going to make my own version of "Dr. Who". It'll be called "Dr. Fly". The Tardis, instead of being a police box, will be an army surplus tent from the immediate post-WW2 period and, inside, will open out into a space the size of the London Dome, but with more taste.

My Glamorous Assistants will be the Cheeky Girls, and there will be romps galore through space, time and my garden shed!

The Daleks will be there, of course, armed with futuristic instruments and playing selections from "The Best Of Bellowhead".

Bet you can't wait...