Ashamed to admit it, but our three Siamese cats tend to wee copiously on anything new that appears in the house. I suppose they're Christening it, or removing alien odours. It's horrid, and I do disinfect thoroughly if it happens. But I'm smiling as I'm imagining a new microwave on the kitchen counter. "Oh look! A strange box thing! Smells weird!" "Right chaps! You know what to do! Wee for all you're worth!" "She'll be livid!" "Doesn't matter. We have to do our duty here. You've missed a bit. Got any wee left, Murphy?" " Yes, just a drop. I'll finish this side." Yuk.