I'm going to fly mine over 10 Downing Street and drop pigeon shit on the melee below. \

Fly yours over and drop popcorn. The pigeons that gather for the snack will take care of the heavy payload.

For better effect, drop sardines. Seagulls carry much more impressive ammunition, and remarkably accurate fire control systems to target anyone who looks up at them. (Based on my early experience around Boston harbor.)

John