four hundred and ninety six - but were they all real folk clubs, featuring nothing but real folk music. or were they pesky buddy holly wannabes. define your terms if you want me and jim to take you seriously.

Me an Jim have decided to reclassify everybody - if you're not a real folk, your licence to run a folk club will be revoked. anyone who seems to be influenced by fly by night operators like Elvis Presley and Buddy Holly will face excommunication.