I'm a capitalist. I set up a business, built it up and sold it off. I never encouraged trade unionism and I ensured our workforce were valued.

Fred reckons that makes me bad. Well getting nostalgic for ignorant dinosaurs holding people to random ain't very pretty either.

Must dash. Need to order a German filter for my Korean fridge via Amazon.

Oh. I'm a socialist too.

21st century. No dividing lines. You need one to fund the ideals of the other. The likes of Amazon are with us and for most people, that's a wonderful thing. Including the many jobs it creates that don't need special formal skills. Just get the buggers to declare more earnings for tax and Fred & co can stand by braziers all day and night for what difference they will make.