Eehh. I love threads where I can come over all reactionary and pretending to be 'alright Jack.' Far more entertainment than where I pretend to be a tree hugger instead.

Do the empathy police have anything against Sainsburys? We on line shop there (no idea where the store is.). How about Elixir strings? I seem to spend my whole piggy bank on strings these days. Apple? Now... There's an interesting one. iPhone, iPad, iMac and MacBook Pro, as well as the iPod plumbed into the car. I'd have to take up onanism if I didn't have access to my iLife iSupport iMachines. Come to think about it, I'd need a computer of some description for that.......