A wife? I missed that. But, I will gladly offer if you are so inclined. I am ken on hookin up with a good lookin intelligent woman. Of course, you would have to become a Canuck and you would have to wait until the snowstorm is over come April or so.... then, skeeters and blackflies await. Perhaps we could be intrnUt spouses? I would be thrilled. And saddened at your loss.... of sanity.