"Christmas Q & A"

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

What do you call people who are afraid
of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Why does Santa Claus go down the
chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call a cat on the beach at
Christmas time?
Sandy Claus!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!

What do you get when you cross a snowman
with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.

How come you never hear anything about the
10th reindeer 'Olive'?
Olive?
Yeah, you know, "Olive, the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names..."

Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work, and the fat guy with the
suit gets all the credit.

What is THE main reason Santa is so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty
girls live.