Lovely expression and fondness for the promulgation of bullshit. I must seek out more of Dylly

Just talkin about kids and mums on FB. Minds me....

The Four Days of Christmas start this afternoon with the cracking of 3 1.75# Bay of Fundy hardshell bugs (lobsters). $6.88/# fer cooked… eat yer heart out. I told Mum to "stay hungry" for Wild Turkey Surprise. Tomorrow, she gets a couple of small bottles of sparkly pop. The next day, a can of frozen Shediac Bay bug meat, a monster deeeluxe "cheesecake" (4 quarters of different flavours), box of cherry, a box of cherry chocolates, 6 packets of mint chocolates, and cashews. The last day, 1# of nice Bay of Fundy scallops and fishcakes (cod) cooked juuuust right, with all the trimmings.

Oh, yeah, almost forgot. If the weather doesn't change, she's also gonna get her driveaway shovelled every f***in day too. But, look on the bright side, eh? 87 days to Spring Solstice. Then, there will only be another month or so of this white crap. If ya see Ol Man Winter, hold him down and call me. I got sommat I'd like ta put to him.