"How Many Kids?"

Some newly married friends were visiting us
when the topic of children came up. The bride
said she wanted three children, while the young
husband said two would be enough for him; there'd
be no third.

They discussed this discrepancy for a few
minutes until the husband thought he'd put
an end to things by saying boldly, "After our
second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."

Without a moment's hesitation, the bride
retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third
one as if it's your own."