To "Jingle Bell Rock" add "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" to the list of songs that should rightly be consigned to the archives at the Library of Congress. Every other copy should then be rounded up, stacked in a pile, soaked with diesel fuel, and BURNED!
These two are regurlarly requested this time of year of the band Stardust in which I am the vocalist(but not the boss) and the boss (a trumpet playing lawyer, what can I say) always says, "Sure! We know that one!"
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!

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