If it's a test Co Messiah with equal gnome status, you got higher marks than me.

The more I read this thread, the more I realise how much sense The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster makes, although the refinements to pasta recipes in the reformed church have much to offer.

Remember when this thread and the first coming spoke of real events and real situations? When Betty Swollox gave Co Messiah S a hard time, Knott End Parish Council erected Pearly Gates and nobody argued when Hillsborough was declared the home of the faithful?

Ahem. I said nobody argued.......       Thank you.

Mind you, time to sit back and enjoy the fun again. Goofus has weighed in. He gives excellent value for money. All we need to do now is feed him a statistic that Keith A Hole of Hertford can't find in google or can't understand if he does, either will suffice, and our work here is done. I reckon tying the tails of those two cats and hanging them over the washing line would give hours of entertainment.

Oy pete! I've been saying relatively nice things about you! If nothing else, I've distinguished between you and decaffeinated Christians.