We can answer all our questions easily.

The gay bit? Our true religion takes all comers. So long as you can play bingo, you are in. (I assume gay people can play bingo. Ian Fleming reckoned they couldn't whistle, but that's another story.)

WW1 revisionism? Let's ask someone who was there and central to the debate. General Melchard! Are you there?

BAARRR!!!!!!!!!!!

That settles that then.

Isn't it funny how the ludicrous Secretary of State for education seems to have entered this thread through a circuitous route? He's the fool who reckons children benefit from being brainwashed into guilt in a way that can fuck them up for life.