Obviously, dear Mom, I am the only one who cares. Here, let me take that bottle of Old Crow from you and -- keep standing, hold onto that stop sign if you have to -- I'll brush you off and take you home. No, not to Stilly's, she'd just give you tea and crumpets. We'll just step on in here to The Bourbon Barrel and have a hair of the dog and some stew and who knows, maybe you'll get into a rowdy rousing row and get to beat up a cop again!