A businessman wants a new secretary, & employs a shrink to help him choose from the three shortlisted candidates.

"What are 2+2?" he asks the first.

"4," she promptly replies.

"Thank you. Send in the next girl please."

"What are 2+2?"

"22" she replies.

The third replies, "Could be 4 or could be 22."

"Right," sez psych to his hirer. "Now the first one gives a straightforward accurate answer. The second suspects a catch and answers accordingly. The third means to cover all possibilities. Now, which one will you give the job to?"









The boss did not hesitate.
"That one with the big tits," he replied immediately.