I don't mind being compared to a heroin addicted yet supernaturally perceptive fictional character as long as nobody mistakes me for one.

You could be kinder than to describe my postings as drivel. You could be wiser in that you are inviting comparison to your own.... What would be the kindest way to put it? "attempts at comprehensible humor?" "idiosyncratic insights"? Efforts?

Yeah lets just say "efforts."   

You could be kinder than to describe my postings as drivel. You may be wiser not to do so in that you are inviting comparison to your own efforts.

I don't see anyone laughing at me except you and I expect you to come to your senses before too long.