Blobfish large and blobfish small,
In the parlor, bedrooms, hall --
Blobfish braised and blobfish fried
Don't knock something you haven't tried.

Blobfish blue and blobfish green
In the theater, in the scene
Oh, how rare is the blobfish wonder!
Kickin' ass and stealin' thunder!

Blobfish out upon the twon
Tossin' beer and whiskey down
Blobfish cops and blobfish drunks --
I think I'll stay here in this trunk.

       Calvin N. Hobbes, The Blobfish Poems (Illiwack, NY: Privately Published, 1878).