Conversation between me and a pair of JW's at the door.

JW: Has god ever spoken to you?

Me: Yes.

JW: And what did he say?

Me: He told me to form a religion. I have done. Will you be my first converts?

JW: Errrr?

Me: It's a really good one.

JW: But is it the real one?

Me: Yes.

JW: How do you know?

Me: God told me. Please, come in. The initiation really is quite simple.

JW (Backing away from the door): Well good luck. Sorry to have troubled you.

Me (Chasing them down the road): Awww, come back. I am sure we can have fun.

My wife: Come back in before the neighbours see you...

BTW - The cartoon in the OP is funny because it never happens. Does that mean anything to anyone? :-)

Cheers

DtG