I do NOT want to be in the closet with Kev. Period. End of song. End of story.
Sure Attila was a conservative. Didn't his depredations do what the liberals are always accusing the conservatives of doing; set civilization back several centuries? Stands to reason then.
Of course the true conservative would accept the safety harness. The tradition is "falling off the edge". Nowhere does it say "falling off the edge AND GETTING KILLED!"
The safety harness is so we can be hauled back up. We're conservative, not suicidal.

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