It seems that Wilfred Schaum has given up on us because he is the only one who knows what onomatopoeia means.

Kinda reminds me of the time when I was in Teheran and my boss liked a local delicacy called donbalon. Which is sheep's ball kebabs. I suggested that the word was onomatopoeic because sheep don't wear Y fronts. I could imagine an old ram strolling along going donbalon balon balon.

But by the time that I had explained what onomatopoeia means the point of the joke was lost.