I can see it now. A kinda "Who's on First?" without the numbers.

The camera pans to Ken who's reading The Bible and having his fourth stiff belt of whiskey. That introduces the Ham on Rye segment. He reads Ephesians 5:18 aloud.

Camera zooms in on Robertson who is seated behind a large desk on which is his nameplate that reads Marion the Clarion. As he rubs his forehead in a pained manner he says, "Let's not make a joke of ourselves."

Fade.