Did you ask them if they ever found that unicorn? My cousin was named Diane after one of their songs.

Hi Keith! Did you ever get round to trying out that idea I gave you? You know , the line about reading fucking threads. (Keith is waffling on about a link I supplied that he couldn't open. My bad. I gave an intranet link by mistake as I have access. Despite that he uses it to call me a liar.)

Mind you, he said he was a member of UKIP, didn't deny it when I challenged him at the time and only months later tried wriggling. Presumably one of Nigel Farage's "Walter Mitty" members.

Here's something I read the other day. Any idea how much of the internet can be searched by Google? Go on, have a guess?

0.2%.

Makes you think.

Or at least makes intelligent people think. Some of us, I shan't name you Keith, it's alright, will google for confirmation. Googling seems to have replaced debate here for some and that is where I stop respecting and start having a pop. If they can't have the decency to debate I can't have the decency to respect them either.