When and if you start writing your little rants in plain English, I guess we will find that out.

"As for your educating me, I shall nick and twist a phrase of Musket's: I can't be educated by pork."

A reasonable man would be alarmed at his need to be educated by "pork" but I don't think that anyone on this forum thinks that you are behaving as a reasonable man.

"As for pointless forums, it's people like you and Snail who love to twist what other people say who make them pointless."

You said this forum is pointless. Now you say it is about snail and me. You said that pete deserves to be vilified when he comes here. You also say that you insult people because you enjoy it. If you think that the Mudcat is pointless why don't you find yourself another forum? You could also try to consider it less pointless. But I'll tell you, picking fights with people, calling people names, blustering and bragging rather than conversing are not ways to do that. Why don't you take a couple of deep breaths before you post and try to think how your words affect other people?

Have you considered that people are not twisting what you say, but they are missing your intention because your tone is usually angry and you do not communicate very well when you are angry?

Well, fellas, whatever other shortcomings you think I betray, is a lack of ability to type plain English one of them? Seriously now, Wackers darling. You are hardly the one to be criticising anyone else for their inability to express themselves clearly now, are you? If I wanted to I could have a field day going over your posts pointing out the grammatical, spelling and constructional inanities therein. In that regard at least you are a very black pot calling a really nice shiny copper kettle black. And another thing. Your posts in general are sounding more and more inane as time goes on. Certainly obsessive (probably a cover-up for something lacking, one supposes). Nay, almost hysterical, one might say. In the words of Call-Me-Dave, calm down dear (and I think I can say that without sexist overtones as I think you may well be male).