I'm in Indiana and will fly home the day after tomorrow. It was an adventure getting out of Canada and back into the States. Canadian DefenCe Forces and the USAF were skirmishing along the border, using live ammo and live missiles. Our Calm Air turboprop flew right into the middle of all that. Fortunately, our pilot had flown missions in Gulf I, and he dodged all over and finally stuck a .22 pistol out the window and shot down a US F-35. The pilot ejected but I think he's gonna be in trouble. We landed safely in Winnypig after dancing all over the sky. Flying to Chi wasn't much of a problem except for that guy in the airport who asked me to deliver a package of muktuk to his sister at the O'Hare aerodrome. Customs didn't like the way it was leaking oily stuff and getting their nice floor dirty, so they took it away and ate it themselves. But we got back okay. Now I'm going to go to bed because I'm a tired little teddy bear.