Yes, a blazing M across the sky -- even the Deity recognizing my greatness!

As for A being the first vowel, that's being changed. Deep in Wales there is a group of historical linguists who have proven conclusively that "A" being the first vowel is the result of centuries of English oppression and it should in the "sometimes" category. The vowels should actually read W, Y, E, I, O, U and sometimes A. Their counterparts in Ireland, Scotland, Cornwall and the Isle of Mann agree and a petition is being sent to the UN for action.