Yep. I'm intelligent. Yep. I'm fucking minted. Yep. I've got a big willy. Yep. I can still ski despite rods holding my back in one piece. Yep. I have the privilege to give a retirement to a greyhound who had a hard life in the murky racing world. Yep. I appear to have musical ability. Yep. I drive round flicking Vs at the peasants.

As God is my witness.

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