There used to be boy at school who, if any of us said " about half a dozen" he would say "actually it was seven."

He was temporarily cured by having his nose rubbed in dogshit till he learned some social manners.

Yes twat, much higher. You may not know you have it but the woman you fuck later stands a high chance of becoming infertile. I'd call that screwing up someone's life. What do you call it, God's punishment?

Piss off to church, they miss your pedantry in the ministry.