True, easy enough to get them. Eiseley gave me a MOAB baseball-type cap. Well, it says "I ♥ MOAB" but the thought is there.

Hmmm...I wonder...perhaps I could put in the auction an offer for three or four tee shirts reading

    MOAB
the living
      ♥
    of the
Mudcat Cafe

One each in medium, large, XL and 2XL. I'd have to see what colors are available. I could even get the heart to drip blood. Winner pays shipping, all proceeds to Max.

Waddaya think?