correct me if I,m wrong

No problem-o, pete babe. So here's the correcting. You are wrong about everything. About religion, about science, about where you get your information. Even your grammar and punctuation are insultingly wrong. Everything we know about you is wrong. Of course, we don't see you face-to-face, so there is a possibility that you have one or two redeeming attributes. But there is always the possibility that we'll find out that you have one or two redeeming attributes - only to then discover that, to compound all your other faults, you also drive a Volvo estate.

Joke: what's the difference between a hedgehog and a Volvo estate?

The hedgehog has pricks on the outside...