Er. Teribus. Less of the bollocks. Keith is right. I am fucking important. Important enough to know what I am talking about. Prince Charles reckoned my gong made me important and he is more famous than you, thank you.

If defence ever wants to take on The NHS deficit they're welcome but until their incompetence is sorted, and the fool Hammond is ducking his responsibilities, I'll stick to advising a public purse spender that is fit for purpose and normal people are rightly proud of.

Tosser