"I am fucking important. Important enough to know what I am talking about."

Not when it comes to this subject you don't and you have demonstrated that quite clearly

As to the "I am fucking important." crack - Only to yourself dear, a veritable "legend in your own lunchtime" you sure as fuck don't impress me.

As to our honours system particularly those awarded to civilians for good works, I wouldn't be too over-awed or impressed by their past selections. "Sir Jimmy Savile" immediately springs to mind, not much Care being exercised within the NHS when he was around eh Tosser?

You did sign off as Tosser didn't you - it does after all describe you to a T?