Musket, had you forgotten about your honour, or was it your legendary modesty that prevented you mentioning it before?

You will concede that NHS is not famous for its lean and efficient bureaucracy, but for being overburdened with paper shufflers like yourself enjoying a Champagne lifestyle that hard-pressed nurses and doctors can only dream of.
The most suspicious thing about your Dr. was the number of posts he was able to make while supposedly holding a clinic.
I reckon each of your office hours posts is subsidised by NHS to the tune of about a hundred quid!