Is there a song in there?

Hey, Spaw, don't fart in the sauna,
Consider the rest of us here;
When to fart in the spa's what you wanna,
A fart-fighting gnome will appear.
He'll warn you that farts are explosive,
And if in the sauna you fart,
You'll learn that they're also corrosive,
So to fart in the spa isn't smart.

Guess I'd better keep my day job....