Huh. I tried loving my neighbour. I still have half the T Shirt.

Dave, there were no profits!




Officer..



Dunno about gravity, but my mate reckons the earth sucks. Will that do?

I used to try to distinguish between the fact by observation and the theory by deduction in my own work years ago. A Prof tried using gravity rather mischievously by asking me, when challenging the ratio of displacement in a vibro feeder to its concreted in base, whether we could use that to deduce the natural frequency of the planet?

In short, you can prove gravity not to exist as there is no reference point out of the universe that is not subject to gravity, so it is cannot be relative except to er.. Gravity....

I've emptied a few breweries along the way trying to get around that one, and to this day I reckon he was taking the piss. Still, if it looks like the effect of gravity and feels like the effect of gravity, it probably quacks.